Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Getting Antsy (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I'm surrounded by giant ants, but that doesn't bother me. After all, I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am...

  [He realizes that the ants are bigger than him] 

  Darkwing Duck : [panicking]  ... the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place and I am also out of here!

  [runs away] 

• [first lines] 

  Darkwing Duck : 6 burglars, 9 car thieves, 21 muggers, 11 kidnappers, 5 international terrorists

  [yawns] 

  Darkwing Duck : and a voodoo king with an army of zombies...

  [yawns] 

  Darkwing Duck : Boy, for such a slow night, I sure am pooped!

• [Gosalyn is about to hit a golf ball on Darkwing's beak] 

  Darkwing Duck : [angrily]  Have I ever told you the story of the little girl the golf club and the firing squad?

  [Darkwing gives Gosalyn the ball] 

  Darkwing Duck : Now, please... I just want a little sleep.

• [Honker is making calculations before taking a swing] 

  Drake Mallard : This isn't brain surgery, Honker. Just hit the ball!

  [Honker swings backwards, causing the ball to hit the side of a building] 

  Drake Mallard : [unaware that the ball's coming back]  I'm afraid the hole's in the opposite direc...

  [Drake suddenly notices the ball returning and is hit in the head with it, before it rolls into the hole] 

  Drake Mallard : Nice shot, Honker.

  Honker Muddlefoot : Thank you, Mr. Mallard.

• Lilliput Goony : Greetings, Goony Golfers!

  Drake Mallard : Admission for two adults and two tiny terrorists.

  Launchpad McQuack : And a hot dog.

  [Drake looks at Launchpad] 

  Launchpad McQuack : I'm hungry.

• Darkwing Duck : That's it. I'm doomed... doomed to an eternity of tininess. They might as well call me "Darkwing Dot" or, or "Darkwing Dormouse" or "Darkwing..." something small.