Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Puppy in the Playhouse (1987)

George McGrath: Cowntess, Fish, Flower, Globey, Pterri

Quotes 

• Magic Screen : I think Pterri is jealous of Aloysius, Pee-wee.

  Pterri : I am not jealous. Mind your own business, you sassy screen.

  Pee-wee Herman : I think Magic Screen is right, Pterri. You shouldn't be jealous of the puppy. You're special in a different way.

  Magic Screen : That's right. The puppy can't fly.

  Pterri : That's right. I never thought of that.

  [Aloysius, the puppy runs up to Pterri and sniffs him] 

  Pee-wee Herman : You see, Pterri? The puppy likes you.

  Pterri : He does? Well, I like him too. I'll teach him how to fly. It's easy.

• [Pee-wee is on the picture phone with Mrs. Rene] 

  Mrs. Rene : Oh! What a cute puppy!

  [laughs joyfully] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Oh, thanks. He's not yours, is he?

  Mrs. Rene : No. Why? Is he lost? The poor darling!

  Pee-wee Herman : Mm-hmm. What do you think I should do?

  Mrs. Rene : I know what to do. I found a lost puppy once myself. Will put some signs up in the neighborhood, and I'll make a few phone calls. Don't worry, Pee-wee. The owners will find him, and when they do, they'll come right over.

  [everyone screams] 

  Pee-wee Herman : Thanks, Mrs. Rene.

  [hangs up] 

  Globey : What if Mrs. Rene can't find the puppy's real home, Pee-wee?

  Pee-wee Herman : Then I guess we'll be able to keep him, Globey.