CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Leapin' Lizards (2007)

George Eads: CSI Nick Stokes

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• Warrick Brown : Fire in the hole!

  [Warrick fires gun] 

  Nick Stokes : [flinching]  You're supposed to let me get these things on.

  [he indicates the muffs around his neck] 

  Warrick Brown : Hey, you were supposed to be ready. I don't know man. Maybe it would work out better if Tina was someone who did what we did. At least she'd understand the hours.

  Nick Stokes : Well, I don't know. I don't think it's a good idea to date someone you work with. You never really get to get away from work, or them the way you need to.

  Warrick Brown : You mean like you and me, Baby?

  Nick Stokes : Yeah exactly, Honey.

• Sara Sidle : [looking at the pigs]  I think the fat one likes you.

  Nick Stokes : They always do.

• Nick Stokes : [pointing to his fingers]  Want my theory? This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, and this little piggy had China.

• Sara Sidle : Hi.

  Nick Stokes : Hey.

  Sara Sidle : What are you doing?

  Nick Stokes : Well, I read about this farmer in Canada who killed a bunch of women and fed them to his pigs.

  Sara Sidle : Oh.

  Nick Stokes : Yeah, their health department had to put out a bulletin that said "Warning, your pork may be contaminated with human."

  Sara Sidle : I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian.