Family Guy (TV Series)

No Meals on Wheels (2007)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tyra Banks, Jury, Gerald's Wife, Liza Minnelli

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• [Peter, who has taken to giving his family static electricity shocks, is hiding from Lois] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, I swear to God, if you shock me, I'm leaving you.

• Peter Griffin : Welcome to Big Pete's House of Munch. May I help you?

  Customer : Yes, do you accept the Discover card?

  Peter Griffin : Hey, Lois. Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover card.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, they're in an exclusive club called "anybody."

  Peter Griffin : Yeah. No, no, no, I don't think so. You know... You know, I would rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card. I would rather take a jar of pennies thats value was less than that of your bill.

  Customer : Look, you don't have to insult me.

  Peter Griffin : No, no, no. You are going to sit there and listen to the funny things I would take instead of your credit card.