- Homer Simpson: We're gonna be rich! We can finally start a family!
- Marge Simpson: We have a family.
- Homer Simpson: A better one.
- Bart Simpson: Alan Moore! You wrote my favorite Radioactive Man comics.
- Alan Moore: Oh, really? You liked how I made your favorite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive?
- Bart Simpson: I don't read the words, I just like it when he punches people.
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, are you all right? I see food on your plate instead of blurring motions.
- Homer Simpson: Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure done so that he can be more attactive to your mother.
- Bart Simpson: You had your hot dog plumped?
- Homer Simpson: No, I had my stomach stapled.
- [cuts up a piece of pizza, puts it in the blender, and drinks it]
- Homer Simpson: Oh, all food tastes like barf now.
- Homer Simpson: Hors d'ouvres, big fancy desserts, and my wife's paying for it all. Now I know why pimps are always so happy.
- [Milo hands out Japanese hard candy]
- Nelson Muntz: I got prawn!
- Milhouse: I got miso!
- Lisa Simpson: I got dolphin.
- Daniel Clowes: Oh, no! The store is in trouble!
- Alan Moore: League of Extraordinary Freelancers activate!
- [they all tear off their shirts]
- Art Spiegelman: [puts on mouse mask] Maus is in the house!