Gintama (TV Series)

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One! (2006)

Kazuya Nakai: Hijikata

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Quotes 

• Shinpachi Shimura : By the way, what is the whole Shinsengumi doing here?

  Sogo Okita : For revenge. Right, Hijikata-san? It turns out someone's been stupid enough to send one of these pitiful panties to Hijikata-san.

  [shows the panties, which Hijikata promptly slashes to ribbons] 

  Toshiro Hijikata : He's a dead man.

• Shinpachi Shimura : Couldn't you think of her brother, who's seen so much of his sister's underwear that he's grown desensitized to it? Kind of like a romantic scene that causes constipation when you watch a drama with your family.

  Kagura : And thus, a kid climbs the mountain towards maturity.

  Shinpachi Shimura : You! Stop jumping to conclusions!

  Sogo Okita : Seeing your sister's panties is no big deal. Hijikata-san once caught his dad wearing a bra.

  Gintoki Sakata : I see. The impact from that incident was what made him "cross the street".

  Toshiro Hijikata : No it wasn't!

  Tae Shimura : [furiously]  I'm staking my life for my panties! If you got enough time to talk, you got time to work too, lazy-asses!

• Sogo Okita : [carrying a large bag on his back]  Well, well, I predicted something like this could happen, so I went to pick these up from the storeroom.

  Shinpachi Shimura : And what are these?

  Sogo Okita : How should I put it... They're something like... landmines.

  Shinpachi Shimura : They're not something like landmines! They ARE landmines!

  Sogo Okita : It was a bit tough to get them. Security there's a bit tight.

  Toshiro Hijikata : The path of evil slithers like a serpent.

  Shinpachi Shimura : I couldn't agree more!

• Sogo Okita : Does it matter who it is? We'll just catch someone nearby, pass him off and it's done.

  Toshiro Hijikata : If all of us tell the same story, no one will know it.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What do you mean, "someone nearby"? And "if we tell the same story"?

  Gintoki Sakata : Oi, oi, stop screaming. If the thief listens to you, all our effort will go down the drain.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Well, guess what, you may get lost, what with all this heat!

  Gintoki Sakata : [grabs Shinpachi violently]  What the hell did you say, jackass? You want me to help with your contact lenses?

  Tae Shimura : [intervenes]  Stop this, you two!

  Shinpachi Shimura : I'm supposed to be the guy wearing glasses in this anime!

  Sogo Okita : You think they need help?

  Toshiro Hijikata : I can guess how this fight will end. They'll just continue until someone can go no further.

  Kagura : My fist is getting furious, too! Someone better feed it blood!

• Isao Kondo : C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then...

  Gintoki Sakata : Shut up, loser!

  Tae Shimura : Shut up, deadbeat!

  Kagura : Shut up, Hanarari-kun!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Shut up, Miso bun!

  Sogo Okita : Shut up, gorilla.

  Isao Kondo : I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of the heat! Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.

  [the fight goes on, but people start giving their orders] 

  Kagura : I want an azuki ice cream!

  Gintoki Sakata : To me, something like coffee ice cream!

  Tae Shimura : Bargain Dash for me!

  Sogo Okita : Some jungle flavor will do.

  Toshiro Hijikata : A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!

  Shinpachi Shimura : Uh... tea!

  Isao Kondo : Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!

• [Kondo steps on a mine and blows up] 

  Tae Shimura : Look, Kondo-san's been blown up.

  Kagura : Seems so.

  Toshiro Hijikata : I wonder if it was the heat.

  Gintoki Sakata : No way. He must've stepped on a landmine. What a dumbass, couldn't he remember where he buried them?

  [everyone starts laughing] 

  Shinpachi Shimura : Huh? Wait a second... Does anyone here remember where they are buried?

  Tae Shimura : That's a problem. The paperboy will be blown up tomorrow.

  Shinpachi Shimura : NOW you say that?

• Sogo Okita : Actually, Hijikata-san... It was me who sent you those panties.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Say what?

  Sogo Okita : It was just a prank, silly.

  [runs away] 

  Toshiro Hijikata : [giving chase]  I don't give a fuck, you twat! Hold on! Stop running!

  [one of them steps on a landmine, setting off a chain reaction that blows up every other mine around the Shimura house, engulfing it in a fireball] 

• Tae Shimura : By ignoring your many flaws, your determination gets strenghtened to defeat an unknown evil. Oh, it brings me back.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Eh? Many flaws?

  Tae Shimura : Yeah. Even if you have to skewer your enemy completely.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Better yet, tear him to bits!

  Tae Shimura : Break him apart!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Dismember him and stomp him down!