Gintama (TV Series)

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One! (2006)

Ken'ichi Suzumura: Okita

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Quotes 

• Gintoki Sakata : Here's the 35th Annual Panty Thief Capture Project!

  [everyone celebrates] 

  Shinpachi Shimura : ...35th? Annual?

  Gintoki Sakata : And, along with you people, we have here the self-appointed director, Mr. Isao Kondo, to give us his opening speech.

  Isao Kondo : Well, the Shinsengumi is here to guard and protect the peace of the city. And what is peace? It is to make sure the people will live happily and free from disturbance! To assure the felicity of anyone under our care, we've sworn to make an even better peace! That is why, Shinpachi-kun, protecting your sister's underwear is also in the Shinsengumi's mission!

  Sogo Okita : Oh, that's just like the boss to use such an excuse. What a genius.

  Isao Kondo : Hey!

• Shinpachi Shimura : By the way, what is the whole Shinsengumi doing here?

  Sogo Okita : For revenge. Right, Hijikata-san? It turns out someone's been stupid enough to send one of these pitiful panties to Hijikata-san.

  [shows the panties, which Hijikata promptly slashes to ribbons] 

  Toshiro Hijikata : He's a dead man.

• Shinpachi Shimura : Couldn't you think of her brother, who's seen so much of his sister's underwear that he's grown desensitized to it? Kind of like a romantic scene that causes constipation when you watch a drama with your family.

  Kagura : And thus, a kid climbs the mountain towards maturity.

  Shinpachi Shimura : You! Stop jumping to conclusions!

  Sogo Okita : Seeing your sister's panties is no big deal. Hijikata-san once caught his dad wearing a bra.

  Gintoki Sakata : I see. The impact from that incident was what made him "cross the street".

  Toshiro Hijikata : No it wasn't!

  Tae Shimura : [furiously]  I'm staking my life for my panties! If you got enough time to talk, you got time to work too, lazy-asses!

• Sogo Okita : [carrying a large bag on his back]  Well, well, I predicted something like this could happen, so I went to pick these up from the storeroom.

  Shinpachi Shimura : And what are these?

  Sogo Okita : How should I put it... They're something like... landmines.

  Shinpachi Shimura : They're not something like landmines! They ARE landmines!

  Sogo Okita : It was a bit tough to get them. Security there's a bit tight.

  Toshiro Hijikata : The path of evil slithers like a serpent.

  Shinpachi Shimura : I couldn't agree more!

• Sogo Okita : Does it matter who it is? We'll just catch someone nearby, pass him off and it's done.

  Toshiro Hijikata : If all of us tell the same story, no one will know it.

  Shinpachi Shimura : What do you mean, "someone nearby"? And "if we tell the same story"?

  Gintoki Sakata : Oi, oi, stop screaming. If the thief listens to you, all our effort will go down the drain.

  Shinpachi Shimura : Well, guess what, you may get lost, what with all this heat!

  Gintoki Sakata : [grabs Shinpachi violently]  What the hell did you say, jackass? You want me to help with your contact lenses?

  Tae Shimura : [intervenes]  Stop this, you two!

  Shinpachi Shimura : I'm supposed to be the guy wearing glasses in this anime!

  Sogo Okita : You think they need help?

  Toshiro Hijikata : I can guess how this fight will end. They'll just continue until someone can go no further.

  Kagura : My fist is getting furious, too! Someone better feed it blood!

• Isao Kondo : C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then...

  Gintoki Sakata : Shut up, loser!

  Tae Shimura : Shut up, deadbeat!

  Kagura : Shut up, Hanarari-kun!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Shut up, Miso bun!

  Sogo Okita : Shut up, gorilla.

  Isao Kondo : I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of the heat! Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.

  [the fight goes on, but people start giving their orders] 

  Kagura : I want an azuki ice cream!

  Gintoki Sakata : To me, something like coffee ice cream!

  Tae Shimura : Bargain Dash for me!

  Sogo Okita : Some jungle flavor will do.

  Toshiro Hijikata : A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!

  Shinpachi Shimura : Uh... tea!

  Isao Kondo : Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!

• Sogo Okita : Actually, Hijikata-san... It was me who sent you those panties.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Say what?

  Sogo Okita : It was just a prank, silly.

  [runs away] 

  Toshiro Hijikata : [giving chase]  I don't give a fuck, you twat! Hold on! Stop running!

  [one of them steps on a landmine, setting off a chain reaction that blows up every other mine around the Shimura house, engulfing it in a fireball]