"Gintama" People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck (TV Episode 2006) - Tomokazu Sugita as Gintoki Sakata

Otose : Why don't you use that no-good mouth to get some money? Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!

Gintoki Sakata : Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits!

Otose : If you've got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it's just 1 yen of it!

Gintoki Sakata : My life's more important to me than the damned rent!
Gintoki Sakata : It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine.
Otose : Can't you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, "Oh, nice day isn't it?" You're terrible!

Gintoki Sakata : If it's small talk you want, then I'll give you small talk! It's suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can't. It feels like cotton in my mouth.
Gintoki Sakata : She'd be fine, even if we threw her into space.

Kagura : I'm not a cockroach!

Gintoki Sakata : Watch your tone! Apologize to the poor cockroaches! They're the most durable beings on the planet! Apologize to the cockroaches!
Gintoki Sakata : [going down the stairs] My mouth tastes terrible! I guess you really shouldn't drink anything sweet before going to bed... All right, I've finally climbed up the stairs to manhood! Wait, or did I climb down? Eh? What am I talking about, all alone?

Tomokazu Sugita: Gintoki Sakata