Gintama (TV Series)

You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits (2006)

Ken'ichi Suzumura: Okita

Quotes 

• Toshiro Hijikata : You bastard, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, asshole. Why are you napping when we're supposed to be beefing up security?

  Sogo Okita : What do you want mom? Today's Sunday you know. Damnit, you're really annoying.

  Toshiro Hijikata : It's TUESDAY, you ass!

• Toshiro Hijikata : Don't make light of your work, asshole.

  Sogo Okita : When have I been making light of my work? The only thing I've been making light of is you, Hijikata-san!

  Toshiro Hijikata : Fine, let's take this outside, bitch!

  Isao Kondo : [hits them]  What the hell are you retards doing during work? What the fuck? You think this is a goddamn fieldtrip? Get your heads out of your asses!

• Sogo Okita : I don't feel much drive since he might be the one involved with the pirates. Right, Hijikata-san?

  Toshiro Hijikata : [leans back, smokes]  I'm always driven.

  Sogo Okita : Don't let anyone see you like that, or they'll all lose their drive. Look, Yamazaki's even playing badminton. Badminton.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Yamazaki! What the fuck do you think you're doing?

• Toshiro Hijikata : It's so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing... And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.

  Sogo Okita : Since you're feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san.

  [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] 

  Sogo Okita : That's so dangerous. Please don't move around. You'll get hurt.

  Toshiro Hijikata : What's dangerous is you! What do you think you're doing?

  Sogo Okita : What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!

• Sogo Okita : We're putting our lives on the line doing this crappy job.

  Toshiro Hijikata : Weren't you sleeping?

• Sogo Okita : Actually, I'm in the midst of selling the summer clothes I mentioned.

  [holds up a sleeveless jacket] 

  Sogo Okita : What do you think, Hijikata-san? Do you want one...

  Toshiro Hijikata : Who'd want one? No matter how I look at it, it's just some bad joke!

• Isao Kondo : Even though she's a princess, she's still a little girl. I'm sure she still has problems with her dad's body odor or his weird looks.

  Toshiro Hijikata : She just has problems with her dad?

  Sogo Okita : Anyway, it's going to be pretty tough to find her. How about we just throw a party here to lure her out?

  Toshiro Hijikata : That'd only happen in a fairy tale. You're the only one who'd fall for that!