- [in the middle of an earthquake]
- Sakata Gintoki: [at a bar] Did I really drink so much? My head's spinning, and everything's so blurry...
- Sakata Gintoki: Sake sure is nice. You can forget your troubles, if only for a moment. You'll have to remember them tomorrow though, and they'll be even more painful than they were the night before. You can't run away from things like this. Especially from things you really want to forget.
- [the Shinsengami can't stop the villains due to territorial law]
- Hijikata Toshiro: Hey, what are you doing?
- Okita Sougo: [aiming for the house with his bazooka] Well, if this house no longer exists, we can go inside, right?
- Hijikata Toshiro: Who are you, Ikkyuu-san?