The Sopranos (TV Series)

Walk Like a Man (2007)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Christopher Moltisanti : My friends have abandoned me. I've been totally fuckin' ostra-fied.

• Christopher Moltisanti : You ain't seen this many cops lined up since the centennial of Dunkin' Donuts.

• Christopher Moltisanti : I look in her eyes, man, and she looks back at me...

  Paulie Walnuts : How the fuck do I put myself up for adoption?

  Christopher Moltisanti : What?

  Paulie Walnuts : Nothin'. Go ahead.

  Christopher Moltisanti : She ain't adopted Paulie.

  Paulie Walnuts : I'm kiddin'. What were you sayin'?

  Christopher Moltisanti : My point... What the fuck?... It's babies. They're the future. You realize by the time Caitlin's outta college it'll be like the year 2027 or somethin'.

  Paulie Walnuts : She takes after you she won't be outta fourth grade by then. 'Course by that time she'll be workin' here so who gives a shit.

• Stan : [Talking privately in a stairway]  your boss is your uncle?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah.

  Stan : That's got to add to the source.

  Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to Tony]  we used to be some pair.

  Stan : you produce movies? the stress is already too high.

  Christopher Moltisanti : I have a happy marriage but there was a woman she worked with us in a club we had, she became a problem that had to be dealt with and I sided with him, but he never really appreciated it give, give, give, it's all I ever do.I think that's where our relationship got poisoned.

• Christopher Moltisanti : [raises glass]  To business.

  Paulie Walnuts : You're goin' to jinx me? Toast with water?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Club soda. What's your problem?

  Paulie Walnuts : You got the problem, my friend. You're a real fuckin' drip lately.

  Christopher Moltisanti : When I was usin', I was a disgrace; now I'm sober, and I'm a drip. The fuck you want from me?

  Paulie Walnuts : How's about bein' normal? That so fuckin' hard?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Actually, yeah, Paulie, for some of us it is.

  Paulie Walnuts : Don't get cunty, I'm breakin' your balls... What do ya say we take a ride? A little prime rib, on me.

  Christopher Moltisanti : Maybe next time.

  Paulie Walnuts : What are you watchin' your cholesterol now too?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah. Fuckin' hilarious.

  [gets up and leaves] 

• Christopher Moltisanti : You know, and I know, they were there to boost that shit.

  Paulie Walnuts : It couldn't wait, OK? I promised a load to Lenny down the Joint Fitter's Union.

  Christopher Moltisanti : What do I give a fuck? It ain't my union!

  Paulie Walnuts : Lower your voice, I got neighbors.

  Christopher Moltisanti : Fuck your neighbors! When are you gonna pay me?

  Paulie Walnuts : When you suck the money out of my ass! Now get the fuck out!

• Christopher Moltisanti : [rushes into the back office of the Bada Bing strip club]  Listen, I gotta talk to you

  Tony Soprano : Now?

  Christopher Moltisanti : It can't wait, this fuckin Paulie

  Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : What happened?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [ignores Bobby, to Tony]  He sent his idiot nephew and Jason Molinaro to my father in law's store: they boosted a palate of power saws

  Tony Soprano : They did?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, not exactly, Al caught them while they were there

  Tony Soprano : So, they did or did not take the saws?

  Christopher Moltisanti : They did, under a false pretense

  Tony Soprano : [irritated]  And this what you couldn't wait to talk to me about?

  Christopher Moltisanti : They broke into the guy's store!

  Tony Soprano : [referring to him, Sil, and Bobby]  Yeah, I hear ya, I get it but we're in the middle of talking about an ongoing potentially multimillion dollar proposition here

  Christopher Moltisanti : It ain't the money

  Tony Soprano : [surprised, sarcastically]  Oh really? Well, I'm glad you feel that way

  Tony Soprano : [to Sil and Bobby]  Palate of drills, you believe this shit?

  Tony Soprano : [to Christopher]  Go have a Lime Rickey or whatever the fuck it is your drinking these days, and we'll be done in a few minutes

  Christopher Moltisanti : Forget it, alright? I got other shit to do

• Christopher Moltisanti : [over the phone]  Hey, T

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, I'm here with some people and the Arabs from The Bing, what were their names?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [confused]  Some people?

  Tony Soprano : exactly

  Christopher Moltisanti : [realizing who Tony's referring to]  Oh fuck, yeah. Ahmed and Muhammad, what'd they do?

  Tony Soprano : [repeats the names to Harris and Goddard who are sitting nearby]  Ahmed and Muhammad

  Christopher Moltisanti : You know, actually I got a cell phone number. I called him recently but he don't answer no more

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after looking at his cell phone for their numbers]  973-555-0146, tell me they're not gonna blow up the chemical plant or some shit

  Tony Soprano : I don't know, I'll call you later

• Paulie Walnuts : How you doin kid?

  Christopher Moltisanti : The fuck? I left you four messages

  Paulie Walnuts : my flight was delayed, I just got home

  Christopher Moltisanti : And I've been dealing with Al for two days

  Paulie Walnuts : [dismissively]  Just tell him to relax

  Christopher Moltisanti : [raises his voice]  They busted into his store: his acid reflux is acting up, he woke up, Kelli got all upset

  Paulie Walnuts : It's my fault your father-in-law is a cry baby? They told him I'd take care of him, what's his problem?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm stupid now?

• Tony Soprano : [while walking over to him after seeing him turn over meat on the barbeque grill, jokingly]  Oh, look at that wrist action! All those years yanking it are finally starting to pay off

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the beer Christopher's drinking]  That non-alcoholic shit any good?

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's alright

  Tony Soprano : [after taking a sip when Christopher gives it to him, jokingly]  Less filling, taste like ass

  Tony Soprano : [after Christopher chuckles]  This is nice: about time you invited everybody over

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's Kelli's idea, she's been wanting to get her teeth wet with the entertaining

  Tony Soprano : Good thing, or else I'd never see ya

  Christopher Moltisanti : What're you talking about?

  Tony Soprano : [when noticing it on the grill]  The steak's done

  Christopher Moltisanti : You think so?

  Tony Soprano : It keeps cooking even if it's off the flame: the juices

  Tony Soprano : [changing the subject]  So, what's up with you? You've been like a ghost lately: your around one second then the next, your gone

  Christopher Moltisanti : I was by The Bing the other day

  Tony Soprano : for like five minutes

  Christopher Moltisanti : You know, you of all people should know how hard it is for me to be around that place

  Tony Soprano : I should? Why?

  Christopher Moltisanti : because you're in therapy, you understand the human condition at least. The truth is between the booze and the strippers over there, half of them are fuckin coke heads, it's hard you know? And Satriale's, that fridge full of beer, you know tough it is to eat sausage and peppers without having a cold one?

  Tony Soprano : Then just quit, you want a beer? Too bad, show some balls

  Christopher Moltisanti : [adamantly]  I got balls

  Tony Soprano : I can't eat eggplant no more because of my stomach, it might put me into a relapse. Now believe me, I'd like to but I don't

  Christopher Moltisanti : It's not that simple

  Tony Soprano : Well, make it simple

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to alcohol and substance abuse]  it's a disease, I inherited it, you know the problem with my mother

  Tony Soprano : I gotta be honest: this whole disease concept, I think it's bullshit

  Christopher Moltisanti : You know more than the leading scientists?

  Tony Soprano : I know a crutch when I see it

  Christopher Moltisanti : So, my dad? You obviously knew he had a "crutch"

  Tony Soprano : The fuck you talkin about?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Come on, huh? Between the coke and vodka and whatever else he was squirting up his arm, let's be honest about the great Dickie Moltisanti, my dad, your hero: wasn't much more than a fuckin junkie

• Christopher Moltisanti : [during an AA meeting]  Hi, I'm Chris, and I'm an alcoholic and an addict

  Christopher Moltisanti : [after they greet him]  I wanna go back to what Stan said: On how not being enable to socialize is hard when you're a salesman. In my case, it's the "same thing", it's actually taking food out of my daughter's mouth. My boss, you know with all his bullshit "encouragement", how he "respects" what I'm doing, the reality is, he resents my sobriety

  Stan : I had that same thing at Umicore: their all onboard for the intervention but skip one golf outing and your "ostracized"

  Christopher Moltisanti : His an "enabler" too this guy: the worst fuckin kind. Pours you a drink with one hand and judges you with the other if you take it, and he wonders why I'm distant. At least he says he does, why I wanna "branch" out into other things but I can promise you, I'd have more money in my pocket, plus more responsibility if I sat with him drinking, watching that scotch drool out of his fat fuckin mouth

• Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to throwing little Paulie out a window]  I did a stupid thing Tone, I won't deny it

  Tony Soprano : Stupid? I just hung up with Paulie, his nephew's got six broken vertebrates

  Christopher Moltisanti : I know that and I'm sorry but this is the second fuckin time Paulie flouted his authority to my face. This shit with the tools, I know he set up the deal with the Cubans but this my father-in-law we're talking about: my family

  Tony Soprano : In any case this bullshit could've been handled with a conversation

  Christopher Moltisanti : I came to the Bing remember? I tried to talk to you about it

  Tony Soprano : And I told you to wait and you left to go God knows where. I've got to be honest because this goes directly to what we've talked about more than once. If you were around more you'd have your finger on pulse problems like these would've squashed in the womb

  Christopher Moltisanti : Whether I'm around has nothing to do with it. He needed the tools? He could've left me a message

  Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically]  we're supposed to leave phone messages about interstate hijackings now? How about faxes? Emails? Make it even easier for the cops. This is a face to face business, Christopher and yeah I'm going to talk to Paulie because believe me there's a few things he needs to hear. But in the mean time you figure out how much he owes for the tools and we'll deduct that against with what your going to owe for little Little Paulie's hospital bills