Spaceballs: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Druidian Idol (2008)

Rino Romano: Lone Starr

Quotes 

• Vinnie : I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.

  Lone Starr : Protection? Protection from who?

  Vinnie : Protection from me.

  Lone Starr : [chuckles]  I don't need protection from you.

  Vinnie : Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...

  Lone Starr : You get angry?

  Vinnie : No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.

  Lone Starr : I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?

  Vinnie : No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.

  Lone Starr : And when you get hungry you get angry?

  Vinnie : Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...

  Lone Starr : Then you get angry?

  Vinnie : No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.

• Dot Matrix : [judging Druidian Idol]  You know, you've got a very unique voice. You should be in silent films.

  Lone Starr : Eh, I think my ears bleeding.

  President Skroob : What misguided being told you had any singing ability whatsoever?

  Contestant : My zebra, sir.

  President Skroob : You're zebra's an asshole.

• Lone Starr : Scroob!

  President Skroob : Yes, when only first rate villainy will do.

• Lone Starr : [on cellphone]  Yogurt, I need your help.

  Yogurt : Right now? I'm in the middle of something.

  Bingo leader : N-42...

  Lone Starr : But where in the middle of the end of planet Druidia.

  Yogurt : Well, the middle of the end, that's better than the end of the end.