- President Skroob: Prepair our contamination suits. Make sure yours is very tight. So no disease can get in. I want to see every... curve...
- Commanderette Zirco: Very well, sir.
- Lone Starr: You've reached Lone Starr and Barf. I'm out rescuing Princess Vespa, and Barf is probably on the can. You know what to do after the beep.
- Lone Starr: It's a long shot, but it might be our only shot.
- Dark Helmet: Wow Lone Starr, where did you get that line from? Every movie ever?