- Tracy Jordan: Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?
- Liz Lemon: Didn't you just get a haircut two days ago?
- Jack Donaghy: I get my hair cut every two days. After all, your hair is your headsuit. I'm going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novack, it's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.
- Liz Lemon: Em, I don't think he's real.
- Jack Donaghy: [laughs] I assure you, Lemon, John McCain is very real. I have to look perfect. When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, I don't believe in soulmates; I worked too hard to get where I am to sacrifice it for some woman. I don't care if she is beautiful, brilliant... and she does it like her dad's a minister.
- Jack Donaghy: [to Celeste] You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.
- Tracy Jordan: Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?
- Jack Donaghy: Tracy, I don't believe in soulmates and I worked to hard to get where I am to sacrifice it for some woman. I don't care if she is beautiful, brilliant and she does it like her father's a minister.