- [Parker is sitting outside watching Mrs. McClusky wash her door]
- Tom Scavo: Here you are. What are you doing outside?
- Parker Scavo: Some big kids threw eggs at Mrs. McClusky's house.
- Tom Scavo: Oh, jeez, they shouldn't have done that.
- Parker Scavo: We should go talk to her.
- Tom Scavo: Naw, it's late, she probably doesn't want us to bother her.
- Parker Scavo: [Parker sees kids painting 'witch' on Mrs. McCluskey's door] What's gonig on?
- Parker Scavo: [sees it] Hey don't do that!
- Freddy: Why not?
- Parker Scavo: Because she's not a witch!
- Freddy: How do you know?
- Parker Scavo: Cause she isn't! Don't be a jerk!
- [the kids start making fun of him]
- Parker Scavo: Shut up!
- [a kid pushes him down]
- Karen McCluskey: Hey you boys, knock it off!
- Karen McCluskey: [puts her arm on Parker's shoulder] Parker I'm sorry. Are you all right?
- Parker Scavo: [He pulls his shoulder away] Ya know, everything would be okay if you told people what you told me. You can make them stop.
- [he walks off]
- Karen McCluskey: [Parker rings Mrs. McCluskey's doorbell] Waould ya stop ringing that damn... I'm sorry Parker, I thought you where one of those little pissheads that keeps ringing the doorbell and running away. What's on your mind?
- Parker Scavo: I want you to come back and babysit us, the new sitter stinks!
- Karen McCluskey: Your folks hired a new sitter?
- Parker Scavo: Yeah, and she thinks carrots are snacks!
- Karen McCluskey: Well that's rough. But life's like that sometimes.
- Parker Scavo: It doesn't have to be. If you just told people what happened with your husband, everything could go back to the way it was.
- Karen McCluskey: Parker, see those women over there. Nothing I could say could stop those tongues from wagging. I'm sorry kid but I just have to wait this one out.
- Susan Mayer: Oh, that's right she babysat your kids.
- Lynette Scavo: Oh, please I don't wanna think of how many times she brought them ice cream from that basement. I mean geez, if you wanna keep your husband on ice, at least have a dedicated freezer.
- Susan Mayer: Do you think she actually killed him?
- Gabrielle Solis: Uh, yeah. Why else would she have hid the body?
- Lynette Scavo: Well so far all they've charged her with is improper disposal of a corpse.
- Gabrielle Solis: Once they defrost the body and do an autopsy, i guarentee you their gonna find a belly full of arsenic!
- Parker Scavo: What's arsenic?
- Lynette Scavo: It's just, it's something yucky. Go and play!