Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Skimmer (1985)

Gudrun Ure: Supergran

Quotes 

• Edison : [Supergran takes control of the Skimmer]  Supergran?

  Supergran : I've never actually driven one myself before, mind, but I've seen lots of car races on the telly. Always looks easy peasy to me!

• Inventor Black : Better make straight for Chisleton park, Supergran.

  Supergran : What's that?

  Inventor Black : I haven't got any roadtax or numberplates for the Skimmer yet.

  Supergran : Haha, that's nothing. I haven't got a driving license, either.

• P.C. Rupert Leekie : Morning all.

  Supergran : Ah, good morning to you too, constable.

  P.C. Rupert Leekie : May I see your driving license, certificate of insurance, etc?

  Supergran : Oh, no, we've nothing like that, laddy.

  P.C. Rupert Leekie : Nothing like that, eh? Lovely job. By the time I've finished with you lot, I could win the canteen cup for constable of the week.

• Supergran : [using her Super-vision]  I can see it now.

  Inventor Black : My Skimmer?

  Supergran : Standing by a big river...

  Willard : Which big river, granny, the Mersey? The Mississippi?

  Edison : Can't you be serious just for once?

  Supergran : The river Chis, upon which Chisleton stands!