Ted has come back from the Galapagos to visit Alexis. Alexis immediately wants sex so they do so before talking.
David wants wedding photos but they are to be done by Ray, who has a tacky taste for mousepads and fake backgrounds.
David tells Patrick to go to the spa appointment he made for him to get a massage and spray tan because he looks anemic next to David.
Johnny, Moira, Roland do a ribbon cutting ceremony or tried to while Jocelyn has her eyes covered but she removes it. They all enter the presidential suite, the biggest room.
Patrick and Stevie come back from the spa and Stevie has a lovely tan. Patrick looks like a cheese puff. He is now too tanned. Patrick told them to get it done like how David does it but David says why did you do that?! I'm practically Sicilian Italian.
Moira is unhappy that Johnny does not want to use the suite for a getaway and because that room is much bigger. Johnny gives in and as they set the mood with music and alcohol, the Schitts come with their baby. Roland suggests they take the Roses place for their stay. Roland says it will be like switching wives lol.
Alexis has prepared a night at the restaurant for Ted and her. Alexis wears a floor-length light pink dress. Ted comes in with facial hair and wears brown tones. They break up and kiss each other.
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