- Bessy the Cow: Can't you see I got a chicken glued to my butt?
- Peck the Rooster: Actually I'm a rooster.
- [Bessy hits him with her tail]
- Duke the Dog: [whining and punching on a post] No, I don't wanna get eaten, I'm too young! Too young!
- Pip the Mouse: Dude, you're a dog, the farmer won't eat you.
- Duke the Dog: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low fat chips and a cherry cola?
- Otis the Cow: [Whispering] Whatever you do, do not eat the...
- [everyone runs and eats Snotty Boy's mini pizzas]
- Otis the Cow: All right. I guess they're all right.
- Snotty Boy: I hope you like them. I made them with love... and flaming hot chili sauce!
- [all animals start flipping out]
- Pip the Mouse: [Completely calm] Man, you guys are lightweights.
- Bessy the Cow: You got rid of the only man standing between us and a sesame seed bun so we can celebrate the day you came into the Earth?
- Freddy the Ferret: He seems nice. Wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah. Dangerously insane!