Adopt a Sailor (2008)

Peter Coyote: Richard

Quotes 

• Patricia : Yes, well, it's good to know that if we ever come under attack again, there's an army of slightly overweight metrosexual filmmakers out there ready to leap to our defense.

  Richard : Well, that's hardly fair.

  Patricia : Provided, of course, the lighting is right.

• Patricia : What's the point of getting married if we can't be unattractive to each other?

  Richard : I thought the point of getting married was to placate your father before he died.

  Patricia : No. No, you're forgetting that's the sentimental reason we leak to friends. The real reason is because you can't make money and you knew my family had plenty of it. Ring a bell?

• Richard : You were speaking about Susan.

  Patricia : [referring to the young man in her living room]  She got one of these last year. She got one of these...

  Richard : Human beings?

  Patricia : No, sailor people!

• Richard : [with admiration]  You're so grounded. You think less, you know more. I think more, I know less.

• Patricia : Is it just me, Richard, or is there a huge neon, blinking red target on the middle of my forehead?

  Richard : Not that I can make out.

  Patricia : Why is the world trying to kill me, then?

  Richard : Somebody I know have a grumpity-grump day?

  Patricia : It's the tone out there. It's dissonant.