Sam and Max: Abe Lincoln Must Die! (2007 Video Game)
David Nowlin: Sam
Quotes
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[Sam shoots Lincoln who remains unharmed]
Sam : Somehow, I just knew that wasn't gonna work.
Abe Lincoln : Shoot me once, shame on you. Shoot me twice, shame on me.
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Sam : Do you have any... potatoes in the likeness of Catholic saints?
Bosco : [bad Russian accent] Nyet.
Sam : Do you have any souvenir snowglobes from the Mystery Vortex?
Bosco : Nyet.
Sam : Do you have any Lobstah Fahts brand cereal?
Bosco : Nyet.
Sam : Do you have any Tagalog rhyming dictionaries, abridged?
Bosco : Nyet.
Sam : Do you have any wiener cozies?
Bosco : Da. We just get shipment of those in this week. Let me look.
Max : Oh boy!
Bosco : [normal accent] Oh wait. Did you say "wiener cozies"? I thought you said "Navajo blankets". No, we're all out of wiener cozies.
Sam : Do you have any Navajo blankets?
Bosco : Nyet.
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Sybil : Hi, fellas. I'm really excited! I found the perfect job for me.
Sam : You don't say.
Sybil : That's right. I, Sybil Pandemik, am now a professional matchmaker.
Max : I thought I smelled phosphorous.
Sam : I thought I smelled that joke coming down the turnpike, burning oil and dragging its muffler.