- Earl: Next, I went to visit Joy's minister. I figured it would help to have a man of God as a character witness.
- Reverend: The last time Joy was in church, she showed up in a denim bikini. When I told her it was inappropriate, she said 'What? You think Jesus wouldn't want some of this?'
- Earl: I'll put you down as a 'No' then.
- Randy: [breaking into Ruby's apartment by kicking the door in while she sleeps] Woo-hoo! Robbing the deaf!
- Ruby Whitlow: [does not want to hear Earl's explanations and covers her eyes with her hand] I'm not listening!
- Earl Hickey: A couple of years ago, me and Randy found out there was a deaf person living in Camden. We decided it'd be really easy to rob her...