500 Days of Summer (2009)

Matthew Gray Gubler: Paul

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• Paul : Robyn is better than the girl of my dreams. She's real.

• Tom : Paul, seriously...

  Paul : Did you bang her?

  Tom : No.

  Paul : What, hum job? Hand job?

  Tom : Man, no. No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We - we kissed.

• Paul : [Opens the door to Tom's apartment]  We didn't know who to call.

  McKenzie : It's Amanda Heller all over again.

  Rachel Hansen : You did the right thing.

• Tom : Can you believe that shit?

  McKenzie : I'm sorry what shit?

  Paul : I think I missed something.

  Tom : She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good." She basically said she spent the weekend having sex with some guy she met at the gym. Skank. Whatever, I'm over her.

  McKenzie : What the hell is wrong with you?

• Paul : So what are you exactly?

  Tom : I don't know.

  Paul : Are you her boyfriend?

  Tom : It's not that simple.

  McKenzie : Sure, it is.

  Tom : What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. You know, we're-we're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to put labels on it. I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." All that stuff is... it's really juvenile.

  McKenzie : You sound gay.

  Paul : You really do.

  Tom : [points to McKenzie]  Okay, first of all, your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in seventh grade. And you dated for, like, three hours.

  [points to Paul] 

  Tom : And you... You've been with Robyn since what, like, 1998?

  Paul : '97.

  Tom : '97. See... Shoot. I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships.

• Tom : It's off.

  McKenzie : What?

  Tom : Me and Summer.

  McKenzie : Was it ever on?

  Tom : No, but it could've been, in a world where good things happen to me.

  Paul : Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.

• Paul : I think it's kind of like how they say. There's, uh, plenty of other fish in the sea.

  Tom : No...

  Paul : They... They say that.

  Tom : Well, they're lying. I don't want to get over her. I want to get her back.