Halloween Monster Bash (1991 TV Movie)

John Astin: Self

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• John Astin : Take the one called "Creature From The Haunted Sea."

  S.D. Nemeth : Un, no, pally. You take it.

• John Astin : Tonight, we have a lot of laughs, a lot of thrills and a lot of sound effects.

• John Astin : That's right. Last thing you want to do is panic the passengers when they're all about to be scragged by a big hairy thing.

• John Astin : Telly Savalas turns up in a cameo. At least I think it's a cameo he's wearing.

• John Astin : Whatever it is, it sure could use a stiff brandy!

• John Astin : Someone turns up the heat, and this old fossil thaws out.

  S.D. Nemeth : Whatever it is, I bet it stinks up the place!

• John Astin : The place also comes with a spooky old butler who hasn't worked since "Hogan's Heroes" went off the air,

• John Astin : The only ending that wasn't tragic was the end of this movie. That had people up. Cheering.

• John Astin : The castle turns out to be a spooky old barn. The kind you might see in a bad movie. Wait, this is a bad movie!

• John Astin : Scramble that one up for breakfast and see what it does to the old cholesterol count.

• Dr. Feodor Orloff : My little family... .

  John Astin : Yes, and what a family. It reminds me of a certain family I used to know.

• Helen Cooper : I'm Helen Cooper. Harry's wife.

  John Astin : Harry's wife? I didn't know he had a wife. It will sure come as a shock to his girlfriend.