- Aimee Brightower: Hi, girls, ready to let the guys chase after us, huh?
- Gilda Gossip: No Aimee, Fort Lauderoid is where the girls chase the guys.
- Aimee Brightower: Really? Well, then, let's go shopping!
- Booey Bubblehead: Hi. My name's Booey Bubblehead. What's yours?
- Alan Airhead: Alan Airhead.
- Booey Bubblehead: Nice to meet you.
- Alan Airhead: Nice to meet who?
- Booey Bubblehead: You.
- Alan Airhead: We met?
- Booey Bubblehead: Yeah, you're Alan Airhead. I didn't forget your name.
- Alan Airhead: Gee, I like smart girls.
- Booey Bubblehead: You know any?
- Alan Airhead: Know any what?
- Booey Bubblehead: Smart girls. By the way, I'm Booey Bubblehead.
- Alan Airhead: I'm Alan Airhead. Wanna go out some time?
- Booey Bubblehead: With who?
- Doyle Cleverlobe: We've gotta warn all the students, come on!
- Professor Icenstein: Me? Go to the Summer Nova? Have you flipped your flugel? I'll melt!
- Aimee Brightower: Booey, guess what?
- [sneezes]
- Aimee Brightower: I'm going steady with Doyle!
- Booey Bubblehead: Oh, that's super guechee. Who's Doyle going steady with?
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Mrs Blastermeyer! Am I glad to see you!
- Harvey Blastermeier: [whispering in his wife's ear] The boy must be sick!