- Buzz Lightyear: To infinity...
- [point his finger to her]
- Izzy: [looks stunned] Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?
- Mo Morrison: Don't fall for it.
- Buzz Lightyear: No, not like that! It's just... Ugh. Sorry, it's a thing your grandma and I used to do.
- Darby Steel: Ew.
- [being jostled about in Buzz's ship]
- Sox: That was utterly terrifying and I regret having joined you.
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log, star date 3901: After a full year of being marooned, our first hyper-speed test flight is a go.
- Alisha Hawthorne: Who are you talking to?
- Buzz Lightyear: Uh, no one.
- Alisha Hawthorne: You were narrating again.
- Buzz Lightyear: I was not. Just doing the mission log.
- Alisha Hawthorne: You do know no one ever listen to those.
- Buzz Lightyear: I know that. Narrating helps me focus.
- Sox: Hello Buzz.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Gets scared and drops Sox] Ah!
- Sox: I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.
- Buzz Lightyear: My what?
- Sox: I was issued by Star Command to ease your emotional transition after your time away.
- Buzz Lightyear: Oh. Well that's... very considerate of you... robot feline, but no thank you.
- Sox: I'm afraid it's protocol. Censors indicate you've missed four birthdays. Would you like a frosted snack cake to celebrate?
- Buzz Lightyear: Negative. That would compromise my nutritional regimen.
- Sox: We can talk about your feelings. I am an excellent listener.
- Buzz Lightyear: No, no, look. I've had a very long... day? It did not go as planned.
- Sox: The mission was unsuccessful?
- Buzz Lightyear: Affirmative.
- Sox: Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear that.
- Buzz Lightyear: Thank you, Sox.
- Sox: You're welcome, Buzz. Shall we play a game?
- Buzz Lightyear: No thank you.
- Sox: Are you sure? I can create a game specifically for you. Based on your exact personality profile.
- Buzz Lightyear: Hey listen, Sox, buddy, I'm pretty tired so I'm gonna go ahead and hit the rack.
- Sox: Of course.
- [Buzz is going to bed. He turns over to see Sox watching him]
- Sox: I can provide sleep sounds if you like. I have several options. Summer night. Ocean paradise. Whale calls?
- Buzz Lightyear: [turning back over in bed] No, no. White noise is fine.
- Sox: Very well.
- Buzz Lightyear: Good night, Sox.
- Sox: Good night, Buzz.
- [Sox unhinges his mouth to emit white noise. Buzz claps and the lights turn off]
- Buzz Lightyear: [after Sox fires a tranquilizer dart at a guard] Wait, was that meant for me in case I got out of line?
- Sox: I just bought you five minutes.
- Sox: [as Izzy is about to jump to the other side of Zurg's ship] Don't look down. Don't look up either. Nothing but space. Sorry, I'm not being helpful, am I?
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log. After a full year of being marooned on this planet, our first test flight is a go.
- [from trailer]
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in, Star Command. Why don't they answer?
- Zurg: I'm going back, Buzz! I'm going to matter again! And you will have never existed... So... Prepare to Die.
- Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!