The Office (TV Series)
Survivor Man (2007)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but...
Michael Scott : That's what I said.
[Jim sits with a shocked expression that that will happen to him]
Michael Scott : That's what she said.
Jim Halpert : That's what who said?
Michael Scott : I never know. But I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.
Jim Halpert : That's what she said.
Michael Scott : [laughs] Hey. Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.
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Jim Halpert : Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.
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Michael Scott : Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping. And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means?
[Jim makes an unsure expression]
Michael Scott : Not real.
Jim Halpert : Got it.
Michael Scott : So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?
Jim Halpert : Absolutely. Yes.
[in confessional]
Jim Halpert : When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.
Michael Scott : Really?
Jim Halpert : Yeah.
Michael Scott : Oh, do you want to go today?
Jim Halpert : [aside to the camera] And I am always busy.
[to Michael]
Jim Halpert : Oh, I can't go today because I'm donating blood.
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Creed Bratton : Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.
Jim Halpert : What do you want?
Creed Bratton : I want pie. I want peach pie.
Jim Halpert : You want birthday pie?
Creed Bratton : I want a nice cobbler.
Jim Halpert : I'll talk to Angela and we're going to see what we can do about a pie.
Creed Bratton : I don't care who you talk to you. Just make it happen.
Jim Halpert : It'll be Angela.
Creed Bratton : You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.
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[Michael is a little hurt that he wasn't invited to Ryan's camping trip]
Michael Scott : Just this whole Toby camping thing. I don't know, seems a little lame. I mean...
Jim Halpert : How so?
Michael Scott : A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores.
[Michael wavers his hand implying that circumstance warrants homosexuality because it's all guys]
Jim Halpert : [about Michael's motions] What's that?
Michael Scott : Oh, I'm on Broken Mountain.
[sniggers]