- Mrs. Richter: [speaking to Young Benjamin] Maybe if you didn't have your head in a comic book all day, you'd have more friends.
- Courtney: You announced the festival so quickly, we've barely had time to do anything. We haven't locked in a caterer, and don't get me started on hydration.
- Margaret Booth: Just give 'em a slice of Wonder Bread and a Dixie Cup of water.