Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Tango (2007)

Lorena Bernal: La Ciudad-Malena

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Quotes 

• Malena : [interrogating Chuck]  Now, I want you to think very carefully about my options. There's the old favorite, yank out a tooth... No, too noisy.

  [Chuck nods a lot] 

  Malena : I could cut off a toe... No, too messy.

  Chuck Bartowski : Far too messy.

  Malena : Or I could chuck you off the balcony, Chuck.

• Malena : Tell me how to fix a computer, Chuck.

  Chuck Bartowski : My first inclination's that your bus speed isn't up to snuff with your video card. We're talking about a PC, right? Is your memory dedicated?

  Malena : That's enough, Mr. Bartowski. I believe you. Problem is, since you've seen me, now I have to kill you.

  Chuck Bartowski : Have to? No, no, no, I disagree. I disagree vehemently, vehemently.

• Malena : Beautiful painting.

  Chuck Bartowski : What's that? Yeah. Beautiful painting. Yeah, it's It definitely has a quality about it. Very, I would say, Bob Rossian in its influence.

  Malena : Who?

  Chuck Bartowski : Bob Ross. Bob, you know, Bob Ross. The guy who used to paint on PBS with the afro and the soothing... You've no idea what I'm talking about.