Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
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Quotes
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Rufus Humphrey : Guess whose dad is cool!
Jenny Humphrey : It's a trick question.
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
Rufus Humphrey : [has magazine] Ha, ha, ha. Look at this.
Dan Humphrey : [reads headline] Top Ten Forgotten Bands Of The Nineties.
Rufus Humphrey : Yeah, check out who's number nine.
Jenny Humphrey : He's *very* proud.
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Jenny Humphrey : So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan Humphrey : Works for me.
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Chuck Bass : Hi. I'm Chuck.
Jenny Humphrey : I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny.
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Serena van der Woodsen : So, when's the party?
Blair Waldorf : Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until twelve hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Jenny Humphrey : Actually...
Blair Waldorf : You can go now.
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Jenny Humphrey : Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
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Rufus Humphrey : Hey, you made it! Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom?
Jenny Humphrey : She's fine.
Dan Humphrey : She's good.
Jenny Humphrey : Fine and good.
Dan Humphrey : She's good and... fine.
Rufus Humphrey : Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan" fine or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever had" fine?
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Jenny Humphrey : Ah, the invisible man returns.
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Rufus Humphrey : [after seeing Jenny all dolled-up for a party] Oh my God! My daughter is a woman!
Jenny Humphrey : [blushing] Dad, you can just tell me I look nice instead of turning it into a sermon on the passage of time.
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Dan Humphrey : [gone up the stairs of fashion emporium in response to little sister's SOS text] Jenny. What is it? What's wrong?
Jenny Humphrey : [trying out short red dress, displays long bare legs] Do you like this on me?
Dan Humphrey : Wait... Wait a second. Is this why you needed me? I thought this was an emergency.
Jenny Humphrey : A fashion emergency. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before.
Dan Humphrey : Neither have I.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, but Mom's gone and Dad's allergic to department stores.
Dan Humphrey : [sister's in front of mirror holding short yellow dress] Well, you look good, Jen. You do, really.
Jenny Humphrey : Thanks. I mean, It's too bad that It's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
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Jenny Humphrey : Oh, my gosh! It's Serena. Hi, Serena!
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey! Hey, Jenny, right?
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, right.
Serena van der Woodsen : [about to introduce little brother] This is my...
Eric van der Woodsen : Stylist and personal shopper, Eric.
Jenny Humphrey : Hi! Uh, this is my brother...
[but Dan's taken refuge behind rows of dresses]
Jenny Humphrey : or...
Serena van der Woodsen : So, is that your dress for the Kiss on the Lips party?
Jenny Humphrey : Sort of. Speaking of that... Uh, here.
[hands over party invitation]
Jenny Humphrey : I made you one during free period. But if anyone asks where you got it, I know nothing.
[smiles, shakes her head]
Serena van der Woodsen : Thanks.
[turns to leave]
Jenny Humphrey : Dan? Dan?
Serena van der Woodsen : Jenny!
[the young girl whirls around]
Serena van der Woodsen : That dress would look even better in black.
Jenny Humphrey : [fashion advice from her idol...] Black. Cool. Thanks.
[smiles]