Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Roman Holiday (2007)
Connor Paolo: Eric van der Woodsen
Quotes
-
Lily van der Woodsen : When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert.
Serena van der Woodsen : Can't, mom, I'm busy.
Lily van der Woodsen : But this is important for our family. It'll just be the three of us.
Serena van der Woodsen : Mom, anytime you say it'll just be the three of us, it means you're dating someone new. Whoever it is, I don't care, I'll just see him at the wedding.
Lily van der Woodsen : Fine, fine, then I wil just tell you who it is, because you're going to be seeing him around from now on. It's Bart Bass.
Serena van der Woodsen , Eric van der Woodsen : Bart Bass!
[Serena and Eric say in unison]
Serena van der Woodsen : Mom, you can not date Bart Bass.
Lily van der Woodsen : You just said a moment ago you didn't care who it was.
Serena van der Woodsen : That was before I knew who it was.
Eric van der Woodsen : He only has one facial expression. He scares me.
Serena van der Woodsen : And he raised Chuck. That scares me.
Lily van der Woodsen : Oh, Serena, as usual you're being overly dramatic. I'm not marrying Bart, this is very casual. And regardless, I'm not asking your permission.
-
Blair Waldorf : Dorota's gonna kill you if you get glue on that comforter.
Serena van der Woodsen : Sorry we've turned your room into an art studio, B, but the clock is ticking.
Vanessa Abrams : I'm done.
Eric van der Woodsen : Wow.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh my gosh, wow, that's amazing. Thank you so much, Vanessa, this is going to be incredible.
Vanessa Abrams : Good, I'm glad I could help. I think he'll really love it.
Blair Waldorf : Vanessa, I think I'd like to help with this little project. Would you come and help me find another pair of scissors?
[Blair and Vanessa walk into the bathroom]
Blair Waldorf : It's so nice what your doing for your friend Dan, helping his girlfriend make his Christmas present. Serena is so grateful because she likes to see the best in people. I like to see the truth.
Vanessa Abrams : Yeah? And what's that?
Blair Waldorf : I think you like Dan a little too much, just thought I should let you know someone's watching. Merry Christmas.
[Vanessa walks out of the bathroom]
Vanessa Abrams : I'm taking off. Call me when you're done.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, where you going?
Blair Waldorf : I'm gonna go check on my daddy.
Eric van der Woodsen : I thought you were gonna help.
Blair Waldorf : I think my work's done here.