- Juliet Darling: I can't throw a party for $500,000!
- Jeremy Darling: Well, neither can I. Nick, what about economies of scale?
- Nick George: Do you even know what that means?
- Jeremy Darling: No, but you know what I think I mean and that's what matters.
- Mei Ling: What's the matter?
- Brian, Jr.: I need to tell you something.
- Mei Ling: Well, whatever it is you can tell me.
- Brian, Jr.: I don't want to go to hell.
- Mei Ling: I don't think there are many children in hell, Gustav.
- Brian, Jr.: Yeah... about that... My name's not Gustav.
- Mei Ling: No? What is it?
- Brian, Jr.: Brian... Brian Jr.
- Mei Ling: Is my husband your daddy?
- Brian, Jr.: [nods yes]