Californication (TV Series)
Girls, Interrupted (2007)
David Duchovny: Hank Moody
Quotes
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Hank Moody : [to Charlie] I know you Hebrews do things a little differently, but the last time I checked a ménage à trois was not a pitstop on the road to redemption.
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Hank Moody : How the fuck do you option a blog? What is there to option? The title? The font?
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Hank Moody : Just because something is bleak doesn't necessarily make it true.
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Hank Moody : [opens door] Hello, Sunshine.
Karen : [rushes in] I'm double-parked, so I just gotta grab her.
Hank Moody : By all means, skip the pleasantries, but... do me a favor and stop telling our daughter not to believe in happy endings. What's next, no Santa Claus? You're gonna shit all over the Easter Bunny too?
Karen : Oh, you know what? I think she figured out the Santa Claus thing already, and, uh, I did believe in happy endings, just not when it came to The Ballad Of Hank And Karen.
Hank Moody : Bullshit! We practically made out last week. That's nothing if not progress. I hope to get to second base this week.
Karen : Oh, please! That was an accident.
Hank Moody : Oh, that was an accident?
Karen : Yeah.
Hank Moody : That your tongue just slipped into my mouth?
Karen : No, other way around.
Hank Moody : The fact that you're - you're making these lame excuses up, can only mean one thing. You're totally into me. Still.