CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

A La Cart (2007)

Paul Guilfoyle: Captain Jim Brass

Quotes 

• Captain Jim Brass : Did you hear anything unusual?

  Michael, the Waiter : [the waiter is blind]  No. Everyone seemed to be having a good time until the woman in the fuzzy dress shrieked. I found Mr Huxley on the floor, checked for a pulse and he didn't have one so I turn on the emergency lights. Then she really screamed.

  [smiles] 

  Michael, the Waiter : Is she pretty? Is she... she has a pretty girl scream.

  Captain Jim Brass : Oh yeah, she's Huxley's kitty. She's gorgeous.

  [Smiles awkwardly] 

• Warrick Brown : It's a crowded restaurant. Somebody must have seen something.

  Captain Jim Brass : Not exactly. Welcome to the latest fad, dining in the dark. Waiters are blind, no one sees anything. Piece of cake huh?

  [Jim Brass presses a switch that turn off the light and lower the shutter ; when the room is in the dark, footsteps are heard] 

  Catherine Willows : Did he just leave?

  Warrick Brown : I think so.

  David Phillips : Guys? I have a dead body here!