- [Blitzwing and Lugnut attack some humans]
- Blitzwing: These can't be those miserable Autobots, they're far too small...
- [sees a crane]
- Blitzwing: [switches to Random] But look at that one! It's big, it's bold, it's sassy!
- Lugnut: [to the crane] You! What have you done with our beloved leader Megatron? Talk!
- Lugnut: I believe only two things: the Decepticons will rule Cybertron, and Megatron will rule the Decepticons!
- [floating on Lake Erie, in pieces]
- Blitzwing: [Random] Help! Someone give me a hand, or a foot, or even a pelvis!
- [first lines]
- [Lugnut stomps on a lunar rover by mistake]
- Blitzwing: [Hothead] Careful, you copper-clad klutz! You stepped in something!
- Blitzwing: [switches to Random] But with a few dancing lessons, you'll be light on your stabilizing servos like me! Cha-cha-cha!
- Lugnut: Silence, Blitzwing! I did not follow this beacon halfway across the galaxy for dancing lessons! This was Megatron's ship!
- Blitzwing: [Random] Ahaha, Starscream never did have a knack for parking.
- [Lugnut's Punch of Kill Everything nearly takes out Blitzwing]
- Blitzwing: [Hothead] I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: Give me some warning before you use ze punch!