- Prowl: No need to be such a technophobe, Captain.
- Captain Fanzone: A technophobe is someone who fears technology. Does this look like fear to you?
- [smashes phone]
- Prowl: Um, my mistake.
- Prowl: Watch out, quicksand.
- Bulkhead: I see it. You have to be a real glitch head to get caught in that.
- Captain Fanzone: Help!
- Captain Fanzone: Anything out of the ordinary happen?
- Bulkhead: Just the usual stuff: hanging out, teaching her ninja nerve blows, watching cartoons...
- Captain Fanzone: Whoa, back up.
- Bulkhead: Watching cartoons.
- Captain Fanzone: No, before that.
- Bulkhead: Ninja nerve blows?
- Captain Fanzone: You're teaching an eight-year-old ninja nerve blows?
- Ratchet: You want her to pick it up on the street?
- Bulkhead: It's not as if we're having her fight Decepticons.
- Prowl: Yet.
- Sari Sumdac: I gotta go potty.
- Cyrus 'Colossus' Rhodes: Again?
- Sari Sumdac: I'm a little girl. It's what I do.
- Captain Fanzone: You are one twisted fruitcake.
- Prometheus Black: Flattery will get you nowhere, Captain.
- Prometheus Black: [Sari attacks and misses] What was that supposed to be?
- Sari Sumdac: [Prowl attacks and hits] Duh, it's called a distraction.