- Tulip Olsen: [gasps] Look at you! You're moving around now!
- Tulip Olsen: Don't ever change.
- Tulip Olsen: Thanks, "Coding is Cool" guy!
- Tulip Olsen: [deep voice impersonating him] Why, *thank you*, Tulip. For with your purchase of my book, I can finally afford to have this ferret removed from my face.
- Tulip Olsen: What, so you're both too busy to be my parents?
- Megan Olsen: Hey!
- Tulip Olsen: You guys are the ones whose divorce keeps messing everything up, not me!
- Tulip Olsen: This isn't fair!
- Megan Olsen: No, it isn't fair! But it was an accident.
- Mikayla: Way to abandon me in my time of need.
- Tulip Olsen: Sorry, Mikayla, but Oshkosh calls. I'm the coding hero Wisconsin needs.
- Mikayla: [chuckles] I don't think they want their coding hero to stink up the whole state with her onion breath.
- Tulip Olsen: He-hey! It's not my fault I have a sophisticated palette.
- Mikayla: You have a gross palette.
- Sad-One: Are you building a coffin?
- Tulip Olsen: I-It's a character from my game. I call it...
- Tulip Olsen: Good Guys Poppin' Bad Guys.
- Tulip Olsen: It's the best game I've ever made.
- Glad-One: How many games have you made?
- Tulip Olsen: One.
- Glad-One: [gasps] You're joking.
- Tulip Olsen: That's kind of a weird thing to joke about.