Burn Notice (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Michael Westen : I assume you got word about my situation?

  Sam Axe : You know spies. Bunch of bitchy little girls. Good news for you, I'm a drunk and a washout already, so I can talk to whoever I want, burned or no.

• Sam Axe : Don't worry about him. I told him I'd give him fifty bucks to punch me in the face. That's all he had to hear.

  Michael Westen : Yeah, I'd do it for twenty.

• Michael Westen : Working hard?

  Sam Axe : Tanning is an art and a science, Mike.

• Sam Axe : [re: Fiona]  You sure this is a good idea, you hooking up with her again?

  Michael Westen : Okay, I'm not hooking up with her. I'm not, all right? I need her for tactical support.

  Sam Axe : [laughs]  Is that what they're calling it these days? "Tactical support"?

• [Michael is talking on his cellphone to Sam] 

  Sam Axe : You'll like this. I found out Vince is calling his Army buddies, trying to find out who you are.

  Michael Westen : [laughing]  Yeah, good luck with that. I don't even know.