- Glorzo's loudspeaker: Glorzo is peace. Peace is Glorzo.
- Morty Smith: Wow, just cogs in the machine, you know? Ma-makes you think...
- Rick Sanchez: Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for, Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship.
- Summer Smith: [after an alien winds up gutted laying its egg] What was that?
- Observant Glorzo: That is called responsibility! He was part of our greatest generation! He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face, shit an egg and die!
- [Glorzo Rick and Glorzo Morty start kissing]
- Glorzo Rick (Bruce): Oh my God, I... I wish we could suck on each other.
- Glorzo Morty (Steve): I wanna suck on you too.
- Bruce: I'm gonna suck you so hard!
- Steve: Suck me!
- Bruce: C-can we do this? A-are we allowed to do this?
- Steve: I don't care. I just want you. Fuck all of this! Let's just get the hell out of here and be whatever the fuck we want! That's evolution! That's progress!
- Bruce: I want a family. Can we have a family?
- Steve: Yeah!
- Rick Sanchez: You don't get to tell me what to look at. I've seen your Pornhub account. Also, who makes a Pornhub account?
- [after watching Glorzo Rick's anti-Government U-Host video]
- Rick Sanchez: Was I at least rich? D-d-did I at least sell out and sell vitamins or something?
- Morty Smith: Rick, I've watched enough PornHub to know what a studio apartment looks like.
- Rick Sanchez: God damn!