Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri (2020)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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Quotes 

• Rick Sanchez : [sad]  Holy shit I'm a terrible father.

• Rick Sanchez : [Unimpressed]  Cool beam. But let's bargain. I'm the one you really want.

  Tammy : Excuse me?

  Rick Sanchez : Uh, smartest man in the universe? Secret to inter dimensional travel? Ask your bosses.

  Tammy : My bosses are bugs, Rick. You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. They know that if you're left alone you're...

  [Patronizingly] 

  Tammy : a non-threat.

  Jerry Smith : Oof, huh?

  Tammy : [Into an earpiece]  We got the payload. Fire up the NX5.

  [Dismissively] 

  Tammy : Earth's going tah tah. You might wanna do that thing where you find a new universe where you can suck yourself off.

  Rick Sanchez : You can't tell me what to do!

  Tammy : Awesome!

  [Into earpiece] 

  Tammy : He resisted, we can shoot him.

• Rick Sanchez : Bird Person?

  Phoenixperson : It is now Phoenixperson.

  Rick Sanchez : You're working for them? What did they do to you, BP?

  Phoenixperson : It is now PP. Where is Tammy?

  Rick Sanchez : Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her.

  Phoenixperson : [pauses]  I loved her.

  Rick Sanchez : Really? Huh. Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?

  Phoenixperson : [he starts to fight back, lasers preparing to fire away Rick] 

  Rick Sanchez : [He uses his laser boots and punches him and lands down on Phoenixperson's body] 

  Phoenixperson : [He drills on his body to cut his heart and he uses a heart shield to break down the drill. then kicks him] 

  Rick Sanchez : [coughs then looks at Phoenixperson]  I t's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.

  Rick Sanchez : Then you were always a bad friend.

  [He starts powering up, blasting Rick then sheilds him, then fights back again]