- Rick Sanchez: [Unimpressed] Cool beam. But let's bargain. I'm the one you really want.
- Tammy: Excuse me?
- Rick Sanchez: Uh, smartest man in the universe? Secret to inter dimensional travel? Ask your bosses.
- Tammy: My bosses are bugs, Rick. You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. They know that if you're left alone you're...
- [Patronizingly]
- Tammy: a non-threat.
- Jerry Smith: Oof, huh?
- Tammy: [Into an earpiece] We got the payload. Fire up the NX5.
- [Dismissively]
- Tammy: Earth's going tah tah. You might wanna do that thing where you find a new universe where you can suck yourself off.
- Rick Sanchez: You can't tell me what to do!
- Tammy: Awesome!
- [Into earpiece]
- Tammy: He resisted, we can shoot him.
- Rick Sanchez: Bird Person?
- Phoenixperson: It is now Phoenixperson.
- Rick Sanchez: You're working for them? What did they do to you, BP?
- Phoenixperson: It is now PP. Where is Tammy?
- Rick Sanchez: Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her.
- Phoenixperson: [pauses] I loved her.
- Rick Sanchez: Really? Huh. Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?
- Phoenixperson: [he starts to fight back, lasers preparing to fire away Rick]
- Rick Sanchez: [He uses his laser boots and punches him and lands down on Phoenixperson's body]
- Phoenixperson: [He drills on his body to cut his heart and he uses a heart shield to break down the drill. then kicks him]
- Rick Sanchez: [coughs then looks at Phoenixperson] I t's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.
- Rick Sanchez: Then you were always a bad friend.
- [He starts powering up, blasting Rick then sheilds him, then fights back again]