Martians Take Belfast! (2019)

Oliver Drake: Mr. Taylor

Quotes 

• Liam McCarthy : Who are you hiring rather than me?

  Liam McCarthy : I am a very qualified part time employee.

  Mr. Taylor : Quite.

  Mr. Taylor : But Princess Hailey has acquired a 40 million pound yacht financed by the British taxpayers.

  Mr. Taylor : She needs a paid job to look like she's a working royal.

• Mr. Taylor : Others on my list of unqualified applicants include my wife, Hilary the photo editor's boyfriend, my cousin's ex- boyfriend, the cute bird outside knocking on my window at lunch time, and the janitor's son's wife's six year old cousin.