- [watching a clip of Sharpay singing "Fabulous"]
- Cinema Snob: I feel like my credit card is being charged just watching this movie.
- Cinema Snob: Meanwhile, in "The Carrie Diaries", Carrie calls Samantha when she accidentally waxes her legs with a melted box of Milk Duds. Oh crap, I mentioned Samantha Jones. This movie is about to get fabulous.
- Cinema Snob: A movie that simulates the feeling of being dragged through a shopping mall on Black Friday. This movie makes "Sex and the City 2" look like "The Deer Hunter"!
- Cinema Snob: [as Troy] Sorry I'm late! I was almost raped by a brother and sister! Time to wash off my shame!