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Quotes
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Kah Mun Rah : Are there any questions?
Al Capone : Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearin' a dress?
Kah Mun Rah : This is not a dress. This is a tunic. It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you. Are there any other questions?
Ivan The Terrible : Da. This-a dress you're wearing, do we have to wear one of these, too?
Kah Mun Rah : Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here that this not a dress. It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference. Are there any other questions?
[Napoleon raises his hand]
Kah Mun Rah : [getting annoyed] Are there any questions not about the dress?
[catching himself]
Kah Mun Rah : Tunic?
[Napoleon lowers his hand]
Kah Mun Rah : Good.
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Larry Daley : Great, well, I'll give you the combination after you give him back!
[reaches for the tablet]
Kah Mun Rah : How dare you! If you touch that again I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this.
[makes a line in front of the hourglass with his hand]
Kah Mun Rah : This is a 'No-Touching' zone!
Larry Daley : Good, well, then...
[reaches for it]
Kah Mun Rah : Oh my GOD! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!
Larry Daley : Great, well, I do know the combination...
Kah Mun Rah : [making a line with his arm] DON't CROSS THIS LINE with your hand!
[Larry starts to say something]
Kah Mun Rah : How dare you! If you speak again, if you SPEAK AGAIN, I'm going to kill you! Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God I see you getting ready! Oh, my GOD! Don't say anything! Now, give me that Tablet and tell me the combination.
Larry Daley : Alright, after you give me Jed and release my friends.
[reaches for the hourglass]
Kah Mun Rah : [he freaks out] You did all three! You spoke and you reached your hand across!
Larry Daley : Look, I can talk to you about this all night!
Kah Mun Rah : How about this? How about I DON'T kill you, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to hand over that Tablet and tell me the combination?
Al Capone : [coming in carrying Einstein] We already got the combination! It's pi. 3.14159265! This little guy sang. Oh did he sing? Like a canary!
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Al Capone : [Instead of chasing Larry, he takes his shot-gun and plays "taking him down gangster style" by making bizarre shooting noises]
Ivan The Terrible : [after a blank look at Capone] Alvin, you're a moron! Your stupidity is making the hairs on the back of my thigh stand up like a Russian ballerina!