Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Denis Leary: Diego

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Quotes 

• Buck : Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene. Tuff of fur. Half-eaten carcass. Hunk of... aaugh! No! Broccoli!

  [almost throws up] 

  Buck : Here's what I think happened: dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli, leaving dinosaur... a vegetable!

  Diego : Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.

  Manny : Yeah, and where's the dinosaur?

  Buck : All right, good point. Theory two: Sid's eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli, leaving broccoli... a vegetable!

• Diego : [to Manny, about possibly staying]  This is my kind of place.

  Buck : [Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone]  Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrive a dead sloth. No, I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to lose you. Yeah. O-Okay.

  [quietly] 

  Buck : I... I love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye!

  [throws the rock aside] 

  Buck : Let's get a move on, shall we?

  Manny : [to Diego]  That'll be YOU in three weeks.

• Manny : [looking at Eddie & Crash singing]  Are you crazy?

  Diego : [lets go of his breath, in a squeaky voice]  Its not poison!

  [surprised by his voice, he laughs hysterically with Eddie & Crash] 

  Crash : [in a squeaky voice]  That is Sooo Disturbing!

  Buck : [from the other side]  Stop laughing! All of you!

  Crash : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent]  Stop Laughing all of you!

  [All laugh hysterically] 

  Manny : [in a squeaky voice, mimicking Bucks accent]  Whats rule number 1?

  [All laugh hysterically] 

  Ellie : They are just laughing, what's so bad about that?

  Buck : They died laughing!

  [points down the chasm at laughing skeletons of dinosaurs] 

  Ellie : [gasps]  Stop laughing!

  Manny : [in a squeaky voice]  You know whats funny though? We are trying to save Sid, and now we are all gonna die!

  [all laugh hysterically] 

  Eddie : [in a squeaky voice]  And i don't even like Sid!

  Crash : [in a squeaky voice]  Who does? He's an idiot!

  [All laugh hysterically] 

  Diego : [in a squeaky voice]  Thats for getting me into this mess! Its the most fun i've had in years!

  Manny : [in a squeaky voice]  Thank YOU, for deserting the herd, that was totally SUPER!

  [moment of silence and then they all laugh hysterically] 

  Manny : [All notice Buck above the cage trying to release it free and holding his breath, Manny begins to tickle him with his trunk]  Coo chee Coo chee Coo!

  Buck : [In a normal voice]  Stop That!

  [gasps] 

  Buck : Don't you see?

  [in a squeaky voice] 

  Buck : We are all gonna die!

  [All look at him and begin laughing hysterically including Buck] 

  Ellie : [on the other side]  I gotta do everything huh?

  [Ellie releases the rope and sets the cage loose] 

  Eddie : [in a squeaky voice]  Sometimes, i wet my bed!

  Crash : [in a squeaky voice]  Thats alright, sometimes I wet your bed!

  [All Laugh hysterically] 

  Manny : [the cage reaches the other side and everyone apart from Buck tumbles out breathing for air while laughing. In a normal voice]  Uhhh, I'm not sure how much of that you could hear...?

  Manny : Oh i heard all of it

  Eddie : [to crash]  You wet my bed?

  Crash : That was just gas talk dude.

• Sid : [about Peaches]  Oh it's a boy!

  Diego : That's it's tail

  Sid : It's a girl!

• Manny : Well uh, We better get moving!

  Diego : Aren't We forgetting something?

  Buck : [Buck is sliding down the vine through the tocix fumes, in a squeaky voice]  Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! HaHaHaHa Oh im so lonely!

• Diego : Whoo! My paws are burning, baby! They're burning! I gotta tip-toe. Tippy-toe. Tippy-toe.

  Ellie : Excuse me, twinkle toes! Giving birth here.

  Diego : Oh, right, sorry. You okay?

  Ellie : Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?

  Diego : Not really. But Manny's coming.

  Ellie : Diego, I'm scared. Can I hold your paw?

  Diego : Yeah, of course.

  [Groans as Ellie takes paw and squeezes hard] 

  Diego : Just go with the pain.

  [Ellie screams] 

  Diego : It's just a contraction.

  Ellie : No!

  [Points to dinosaur and screams] 

  Diego : Don't worry about a thing. You're doing fine.

  [Sees dinosaur] 

  Diego : It's going great. Excuse me.

  [Bonks dinosaur on head, dinosaur grabs Diego's leg and pulls him over ledge] 

  Diego : Just keep breathing!

  Ellie : Diego!

  Diego : [Pops back up holding two dinosaurs]  Just breathe! That's the important thing.

  [Conks dinosaurs' heads together, and jumped by another] 

  Diego : Oh!

  Ellie : You can do it! Push! Push!

  [Diego pants and lays on back as though giving birth] 

  Diego : I can't do it!

  Ellie : Just one more big push!

  Diego : You have no idea what I'm going through!

  [Ellie looks at him] 

  Diego : Okay, forget I said that. Let's do this together.

  [Pushes log holding back two dinosaurs over ledge] 

  Diego : [Coaching Ellie in breathing]  Oh, getting dizzy. Manny!

  [Helps Manny up] 

  Diego : Come on, buddy I think we're getting close.

  [Baby cries] 

• Crash : You are super weasel!

  Eddie : Ultra weasel!

  Diego : Diesel weasel!

• Manny : Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.

  Ellie : That's stupid!

  Manny : To a girl. To a guy that's like six months therapy! Fine.

  [walks over to Diego, punches him in shoulder] 

  Diego : Ouch. What was that for?

  Manny : [pause]  I don't know.

• Ellie : Manny! Pineapples!

  Buck : Pineapples?

  Manny : She gets cravings.

  Ellie : Pomegrantes? Grapefruits! Nectarines?

  Diego : She's ordering a fruit cocktail.

  Ellie : Come on, think! Peaches!

  Manny : Peaches? Peaches! The baby! What, what now?

  Diego : This? Not good.

  Manny : [Freaking out]  The baby's coming!

  [to Crash and Eddie] 

  Manny : Did you guys hear that? Cause sometimes I imagine it in my head, but...

  Crash : Can you try to hold it in?

  Ellie : Can somebody slap him for me?

  Eddie : [Slaps Crash]  Done and done.

  Manny : Just sit tight. We're coming!

• Buck : It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and was sprayed on by skunks.

  Diego : That's Sid.

• Diego : [trapped in man-eating plant with Manny]  I feel... tingly.

  Manny : Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!

  Diego : Not that kind of tingly!

  Manny : I can feel it too!

• Diego : Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm-I'm-I'm not a kitty-cat, I'm a sabre. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.

• Diego : [to Manny]  For the record, I blame you for this!

• Diego : [laughing under the effects of the toxic fumes in the Chasm of Death]  Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years.

  Manny : Thank *you* for deserting the herd. That was totally super!

  [Both break out laughing]