Crash of the Titans (2007 Video Game)

Lex Lang: Dr. Neo Cortex

Quotes 

• Uka Uka : That was ridiculous and appalling! You've failed to destroy Crash Bandicoot!

  Doctor Neo Cortex : I don't see what the big deal is. We got away with the Mojo and Crash's sister!

  Uka Uka : I got away with the Mojo, and the big deal is that Crash Bandicoot is still alive! Cortex, I'm going to replace you.

  Doctor Neo Cortex : [Shocked, Neo spits his tea all over N. Gin's face] 

  Doctor N. Gin : [screams]  Thank you, master!

  Doctor Neo Cortex : You can't replace me. My name's on the stationery!

  Doctor N. Gin : [giggles]  That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!

  Tiny Tiger : It's really nice stationery, too.

  Doctor N. Gin : Oh, I know! Glossy!

  Uka Uka : Cortex, you've never been more wrong.

  Doctor Neo Cortex : Uhh... why thank you. What? What do you mean?

  [Neo throws his cup of tea onto N. Gin's face] 

  Doctor N. Gin : [screams]  Thank you again! Hotter than the first!

  Uka Uka : Allow me to announce your replacement: Nina Cortex.

  [Neo once again spits his tea onto N. Gin's face, but he barely flinches] 

  Doctor N. Gin : Aww, come on! He didn't even have a cup!

• Doctor Neo Cortex : [through a megaphone]  Is... is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!

  Crunch Bandicoot : Make us, sucka!

  Doctor Neo Cortex : Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something.