The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Tony Randall/Lara Flynn Boyle/Andy Koffman (1990)

Tony Randall: Self

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• Johnny Carson : Advertisers prey on your fears. That's why they sell products. Do you use a deodorant at all?

  Tony Randall : Yes.

  Johnny Carson : Now, why do you use a deodorant?

  Tony Randall : ... I don't know, because...

  Johnny Carson : Most people, because, now, most people do not need to use an underarm deodorant if you take-

  [a couple audience members sound disgusted] 

  Johnny Carson : Oh, listen to me. If you bathe every day regularly, normally only a few people have that problem. That's true.

  [more audience noises] 

  Johnny Carson : Oh, come on. You see? You've been brainwashed.

  [audience laughter] 

  Tony Randall : That's right.

  Johnny Carson : Or arm-washed, one of the two. That's true. If you bathe and take normal hygienic procedures, it's not necessary to use a deodorant.

  Tony Randall : And some of us think that people smell better without it.

  [more audience disgust noises] 

  Johnny Carson : The smelly group up here, what do you think?

  [audience laughter]