- David Spade: Dennis, you know what DM's are, right? Direct messages...
- Dennis Miller: DM's my innitial. I don't know what it means as far as the, eh...
- David Spade: Katie Perry's been accused of exposing model Josh Kloss' penis at a party. Katie denies opening her mouth.
- Dennis Miller: To me, when I look at Twitter, I think 'Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.'