WWE Raw (TV Series)

My Name Is Paul Heyman (2001)

Paul Heyman: Paul Heyman

Quotes 

• Jim Ross : Hello again, everybody, and welcome to the World Wrestling Federation. We're live here in D.C., I'm Jim Ross, and...

  Paul Heyman : They already know who you are, so tell them who I am now.

  Jim Ross : I'm joined by Paul Heyman.

  Paul Heyman : You're joined by Paul Heyman, because last Tuesday night, The Kat was released by the WWF, and her husband Jerry "The King" Lawler, to his credit, walked out right alongside with her. But where there's chaos, J.R., there is opportunity. And tonight, just like TNN threw off ECW for the WWF, the King is gone, and his chair is Paul E., and the E is for EXTREME! How's that? Not bad, huh?

  Jim Ross : I don't know what I did to deserve this...

• Paul Heyman : [Mr. McMahon is humiliating Trish Stratus by forcing her to strip]  Hey, Mom, I came to Washington, D.C, and I'm gonna get to see Bush!