The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Welcome Home, Jaime: Part 1 (1976)

Lindsay Wagner: Jaime Sommers

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• Jaime Sommers : I mean you got a pretty big investment in your bionic woman here, kiddo. I probably cost as much as Steve did.

  Oscar Goldman : Well not quite six million, I mean your parts are smaller.

• Jaime Sommers : Oscar, If I don't get an assignment from you very soon, I'm just gonna show up and I'm gonna kick your door down.

  Oscar Goldman : Ah, you're just the one that can do it.

  Jaime Sommers : And don't you forget it.

• Attendant : You see, I only have one position open, but it's not exactly the easiest. As a matter of fact, they've, eh, managed to chewed up four substitutes in three months.

  Jaime Sommers : Phew! Sounds like it's going to be a challenge.

• Attendant : I hope you've got a couple of good solid legs to stand on.

  Jaime Sommers : Well, as a matter of fact I do.

• Helen Elgin : [Jaime has just opened a tin can using her finger nails]  Incredible. You don't happen to have an extra set of those nails, do you?

  Jaime Sommers : No, but I'll have Rudy check the parts department for ya, see what he can come up with.

• Karen Stone : You know they gave you the dirty dozen?

  Jaime Sommers : I know! Are they really as bad as they said?

  Karen Stone : Not really. They're just into preadolescence, so, they're a little more outspoken than some of the other classes.

• Jaime Sommers : I'll make you a deal. I won't call you a service brat and you don't call me a broad.

• Jaime Sommers : How did you and I first meet?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, it was my first day in the third grade and you dared me to eat one of everything in the cafeteria.

  Jaime Sommers : Did I? Did you?

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, I tried and I got pretty sick. But I got even with you right here on this swing.

  Jaime Sommers : Yeah, what'd you do, stick a frog down my back?

  Col. Steve Austin : [sits down on swing]  No, it was a lizard.

  Jaime Sommers : Ew! That's an awful thing to do.

• Helen Elgin : [calling up the stairs]  Anybody home?

  Jaime Sommers : [feeling happily self-satisfied at having landed a job at the school, and also feeling renewed confidence from having survived the first day without too much trouble]  Nobody but us teachers!