Nick Staverson: Harry Stern

Quotes 

• Harry Stern : [talking in his sleep]  No, Mr. Birch, there's there's no bath in the lounge... no, there's no van in the door... the lights... they're, they are all working, no Mr. Birch, don't hit me!

• Harry Stern : Neil, wake up, I just had the most awful nightmare! I dreamt that, that wall, right, and the bath fell into the lounge! It was awful!

  Neil : Yeah, yeah, then we had a party for David Taylor's birthday, then Martin drove Dawn's van into the front door.

  Harry Stern : How did you know that?

  [suddenly realizing] 

  Harry Stern : Oh no... you mean I didn't dream it?

  Neil : No, it all happened yesterday.

• Harry Stern : I got to get all me valuables out before he starts up in the bathroom.

  Dawn Lodge : Valuables, what valuables?

  Harry Stern : Well, like me deoderant, you know, like the Old Scrum and the Eau De Toilet De Bisceps. I can't have any, any of them to go missing again, can I? Can't afford it!

  Kim : Oh, where would he be without his Eau De Toilet De Bisceps, eh?

  Dawn Lodge : Smelly, I would think.

• Harry Stern : Where's that bloomin' scouse when you need him?

• Dawn Lodge : [Harry has fallen through the hole in the bathroom into the lounge]  I told you to be carefull! Are you all right?

  Harry Stern : No!

  Dawn Lodge : Speak to me.

  Harry Stern : No!

  David Taylor : Can you move your arms?

  Harry Stern : No!

  David Taylor : Can you move your legs?

  Harry Stern : No!

  David Taylor : Can you move your head?

  Harry Stern : No!

  David Taylor : Oh, thank God, he's all right.

  Dawn Lodge : Yeah, I think so too.

  Harry Stern : I'm in a great deal of pain here!